I'm Not Above Stealing From Spy!

I've been following the Nicole Richie death watch pretty closely, and obviously she's gorgeous - that's a no-brainer. What's harder to figure out, though, is exactly what makes her so damned attractive.

Then it hit me - that stringy hair, that poor posture, that sickly figure, those noodle arms! Of course! She's a dead ringer for sexiness incarnate - young Richie Tenenbaum!

Lookin' good, Nicole - keep it up, you stone cold fox!