Superman Vs. Specialman

Know what's pretty disturbing about Superman? The fact that one of his main villains is Bizarro - a character that's just a disheveled, moronic, "opposite" version of Superman. As if that weren't enough, he also speaks in a weird "opposite" style. For example, if Bizarro was going to punch Superman, he'd say "Me am not going to punch you, Superman." So, basically, Superman - America's hero - regularly beats the shit out of the retarded version of himself.
















And, obviously, that's horribly, horribly wrong - but it's also hilarious. Because life doesn't work that way - your arch enemy never ends up being a mentally retarded person who looks kind of like you. If that ever changes, though, Eric Stoltz is going to be locked in constant battle with Chris Burke from Life Goes On.