Finally, Something for Kelly Rowland to Enjoy!

Despite what my girlfriend will tell you (and she WILL tell you), I came up with a joke that I think is hilarious. Give it a try!

YOU: Knock, knock!

SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOU: Who's there?

YOU: Beyonce!

NOT-YOU PERSON: "Beyonce" who?

YOU: Beyonce who?!?! Are you serious? Beyonce Knowles, genius!!! Jesus, how many Beyonces do you know? Ever heard of Destiny's Child? How about Dreamgirls? Ringing any bells? Wow! Do you live under a rock or are you just retarded? She's on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue for chrissakes! She's impossible to avoid! Jesus, my grandmother knows who she is! Hello?!? (And so on!)

The trick is to spin it out into an epic, Aristocrats-esque freestyle performance. Try pulling in bystanders to join the mocking ("Hey, buddy! Can you believe this guy here doesn't know who Beyonce is?!?") Just keep it going for as long as you can. You can stop when you get tired of hearing your own voice (with my robust baritone, that's not a problem), the other person starts crying (dry-heaving is also acceptable) or both.