Items That Have Fallen Inbetween the Counter & the Stove
(presented in chronological order and with the accompanying concern they caused)
-A blob of butter: greasy, could cause fire, somewhat worried.
-An unopened 8x11 envelope (sent from my work, used in a failed attempt to retrieve the butter): envelope probably contained personal information, no threat of it leading to identity theft now: not worried.
-A good-sized hunk of brocolli stem: deemed "no big deal" by my girlfriend - she's a vegetarian and I trust her on these things, not worried.
-Roughly half of a "restaurant style" Tostito: I enjoy Tostitos a great deal, not worried, just sad.

Stay tuned for updates! Also, if anyone knows how to make one of those precision water cannons that they used to free Baby Jessica, please post instructions in the comment section.