Important Spam!

I got a spam today and the subject line was "We Cure Any Desease!" And what's great is that although they're clearly the finest minds in medicine and have achieved a truly miraculous feat, they're still just no damn good at spelling. This morning, when they had their huge breakthrough and finally found the cures for ALL of the world's diseases (I'm guessing lyme disease was that last hold-out), someone probably suggested they spell check their announcement before mass-mailing everyone on their email contact list. And the head scientist of this think tank slammed down his beaker, dramatically whipped off his glasses and said, "Damn it, there's no TIME! People are DYING!"
Oh, and be sure to check MySpace for the solution to that world hunger thing. Exciting times, people!